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  Cougars

  by White Dove in

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  could you women ever go cougar?.

  i couldn't do it, because it would feel like child molestation.

  i have 2 young adults for kids.

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  Simon Morley

  Violia: Not in the UK, it is illegal under 16.
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  Cougars

  by White Dove in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  could you women ever go cougar?.

  i couldn't do it, because it would feel like child molestation.

  i have 2 young adults for kids.

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  Regardless of the term the attraction of older women to younger men is as old at the end of this system.

  My only experience was as a 17 year old I went to my girlfriends house to meet up with her (before cell phones/texting) - her mum came to the door and said that she had gone out. Obviously our wires got crossed - mixed messages and wrong nights. She said she would be back in an hour of so and she said that she was sure that her daughter would be upset to think I came all the way (by bus) and went home without seeing her. I was invited in for a cup of tea, which seemed nice (my girlfriend was 16, her mum was around 36, and divorced). Well, I believe my hormones got the better of me, or perhaps she knew just how to fan the embers a little. Suffice to say, the rest can be left to your imagination. It was a bit odd when my girlfriend came home - we went out for a walk immediately, but never went back to her house. I broke up with her a week or so later, with mixed feelings. It was the start of summer holidays - they moved away before the start of the school year - I was never that fortunate again.... I never told anyone at the time, not even the girlfiend whom I met again a decade later after University.

  While boasting about it one evening in the pub with friends, they remarked (including a few women) that it was more likely that the mother was protecting her daughter and made a bit if a "sacrifice" ...which fits....I guess....
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  Best JW Joke

  by Simon Morley in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  time for some comic relief, what is the best jw joke you heard?

  here is a start, not the best but a start:.

  q: what is the difference between a hells angel and jw?.

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  Time for some comic relief, what is the best JW joke you heard? here is a start, not the best but a start:

  Q: What is the difference between a Hells Angel and JW?

  A: The Hells Angel comes to your door and tell you to "F*&%k Off!!"
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  WT December 15, 2010

  by Designer Stubble in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  wt december 15, 2010. snippets from this watchtower are below.

  keeping in mind that all articles are written with an agenda, to address problems in the organization or to pave the way for new guidelines, look at what i highlighted.

  my conclusions are:.

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  Why do they always portray little fat kids as bad? Picture on page 23. Quite frankly as a preteen and now as a preretiree my bladder could never handle more that an hour in repose mode.....
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  WT December 15, 2010

  by Designer Stubble in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  wt december 15, 2010. snippets from this watchtower are below.

  keeping in mind that all articles are written with an agenda, to address problems in the organization or to pave the way for new guidelines, look at what i highlighted.

  my conclusions are:.

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  The illustration on page 8 implies Jesus went from 'door to door". There is no evidence of this, but the illustration caption is worded in such a way to impy otherwise. Typical.
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  Carpe Diem!

  by BurnTheShips in

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  it's a beautiful day!.

  don't let it get away.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6wmzdoh1o.

  bts.

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  Ars longa, vita brevis fermentum semper fermentum (Art is long, life is short but beer is always beer)
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  Who is AGBM?

  by african GB Member in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the purpose of this thread is to tell everyone on this board who i am and why i am so different.. first of all, i have already apologised on another thread for posting zero drivel topics here.. i am a 29 year old male, born-in, baptised in 1998, df'd in 2003 for fornication, reinstated in 2008. i want to make it clear that i have never been a ms. after my reinstatement i continued to attend meetings with the same cong.

  but moved to another cong.

  earlier this year, reason being, the continued shunning by some hardcore self-righteous publishers.. i am still with the same cong until now, i go to meetings regularly, including taking part as well as giving bible reading talks.

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  We should take it at face value. To a JW the difference between right and wrong is essentially what they can get away with. AGBM I hope your coming clean is the first step in breaking and fading and seeing what is right and wrong. Keep being honest with everyone - you never have to cover your tracks that way. At least here you will find that majority are genuinely interested in each other and take everyone as they come.
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  holding hands in prayer thing

  by bez in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ... is this "no holding hands in prayers" law really true???

  i have not heard of this before?

  when did this happen?

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  Simon Morley

  Yeah, we had a family that did the whole huggy thing, nobody wanted to sit next to them or you would get linked. funnily enogh, this uber-self-righteous family had a vaery hard time with this. it was great to make make comments (when the opporttunity came up) to state that those who are failthful in least are faithful in much, blah, blah, recent direction on not having group hugging, bla, blah, stumble people, blah, blah.....

  The picture in the study version struck me as very odd and somewhat troubling.
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  Elder stops me from giving a public talk, and then summons me to a JC.

  by african GB Member in

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  2. friends

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/198621/1/elder-he-doesnt-know-i-was-reprooved-from-another-cong-invited-me-to-give-a-public-talk-please-advice.

  i think i am finally going to get fired/df'd from the organisation..

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  Simon Morley

  Oh well, it was inevitable for you at least. I never saw what your day job was, but I suspect you work with this guy below.
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  Elder( He does'nt know I was reprooved) from another Cong. invited me to give a Public Talk,...Please advice!!!

  by african GB Member in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  he invited me about 4 weeks ago, to be a guest speaker in his cong.. should i go ahead?.

  should i tell him about my situation?.

  what's the worst that could happen if my cong finds out about this?.

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  Simon Morley

  Go and give the talk and when they invite you to give the closing prayer mention how much you appreciate your body of elders for having mercy and only reproving you for your recent serious sin. Then mention that in time you hope to have all your priveledges restored.

  Then oopen your eyes to see what the reaction is like.